UNGRAINAGE

today's politician

 

- a mega cabaret performance.

 

 





July 29, 2025 8:51 PM

 

 

NONE of the following politicians have ever done anything great for the future.

 

Let’s just start randomly…

 

 

 





 

* Marc Rutte,

NATO Secretary General, according to Wikipedia, just a Unilever manager in terms of his political training - a permanently smiling human resources manager, subsequently permanently smiling Prime Minister of the Netherlands and complicit in the rise of the radicals there from 2020 onwards.

A permanent smile there too, because of zero training in NATO defense policy, especially in the highly complex question of how to deal wisely with Russia.

He cemented the "5 percent target" at the NATO summit in The Hague with DT, but the benefits for defense capability and deterrence capacity remain questionable: NATO's NEMP defense capabilities are falling by the wayside. Despite 5 percent capabilities, rabid Russians can attack NATO in Western Europe.

 

Rutte, meanwhile, is the "big man" after the castle party in The Hague: On June 25, 1925, he sat with crossed arms, disrespectfully before the pathetic European heads of state, such as Macron and Merz - only because Trump praised him for his "crawling."

 






*Donald Trump,

an angry, unruly real estate agent with, at best, partial common sense.

Let's wait and see what else he "delivers."

 

*Keir Starmer,

British Prime Minister, lawyer, no political training, like his predecessors. He operates exclusively on common sense.

 

*Predecessor Rishi Sunak

only fund managers.

 

*Predecessor Boris Johnson

only publisher, curious.

 

*Giorgia Melonie:

A barmaid, previously a nanny in the household of showmaster Fiorello, her most important skills today are show business skills.

 

*Emmanuel Macron:

Before becoming a “President of the French,” he was only an investment banker at Rothschild, and before that a graduate of the simple ENA, a very questionable Parisian administrative school.

A notice:

In 1982, we helped one of our Paris graduates achieve top marks in his doctorate in just five hours—and on vacation, no less—although our performance on vacation wasn't exactly brilliant either.

 

*Friedrich Merz,

An investment advisor, like all politicians, he has never been trained to be a competent politician. Only by luck could he have a positive impact on the world stage starting in 2025.

We met Merz in the 1990s in Tutzing, on Lake Starnberg: He was polite, nice—nothing more. He was shorter back then.

 

*Julia Klöckner,

A former wine queen, a political scientist, and a former German Federal Minister of Agriculture who lacked the courage to confront the agricultural industry. She will even be President of the Bundestag from March 2025. She wants to become German Federal President.

When JH Koeppl and Dr. JB Koeppl spoke with Julia Klöckner at an event in Mainz in 2018 with the young, far less trained Austrian Foreign Minister Sebastian Kurz, Kurz and Klöckner didn't respond to the most crucial issues, so much so that to this day, politicians have received no qualified training in good politics. Dr. JB Koeppl met Klöckner again in 2023 at the "Ludwig Erhard Meeting" at Tegernsee. Klöckner appeared even more disinterested in the discussion. Klöckner is completely adapting to the unfit. In 2025, she distinguished herself as the newly elected President of the Bundestag and "admonisher of democracy" – unaware, or unwilling, to know that party-based democracy could well be headed for dictatorship due to serious mistakes.

Klöckner is close friends with the “jungle queen” Lilly Becker.

 

*Joe Biden,

only a lawyer.

 

*Xi Jinping, Rotchina,

just a chemist, a lawyer, secretly intent on revenge against the West and long aware of the historical injustice the Western world has committed against China.

 

*Vladimir Putin, Russia,

just a lawyer, former secret service agent.

 

*Wolodymyr Selenskyj,

President of Ukraine, previously a comedian, voice actor, director, TV presenter, film producer, and screenwriter. Political comedian in undershirts.

 

*Vitali Klitschko,

Former boxing world champion, playing mayor of Kyiv. We met this man, then still a boxer, at a "film ball" at the Bayerischer Hof in Munich. We invited him to seek funding for the international policy training program. There was no response (as was the case with 99% of today's society, by the way).

 

*The EU Parliament is staffed with 705 expensive, politically untrained members.

 

*Ursula von der Leyen,

just a doctor, a much overpaid "EU Commission President", previously Germany's most miserable defense minister.

To this day, he is suspected of serious corruption. He completely mismanaged the tariff negotiations with Trump for Western Europe on July 28 and 25, thus likely triggering the economic downfall of the EU.

 

* The Bavarian provincial politician Manfred Weber,

Just an engineer, never having learned proper politics either, pocketing a net salary of €400,000 annually. Plus, an office budget of €500,000 and a "state car" with a driver.

 

*Boris Pistorius,

Formerly mayor, then German Defense Minister without proof of political ability. Before taking office, he presented "proof of his high competence in defense matters":

"After all, I've already toured a German warship for two hours!" No discernible laughter among millions of television viewers and journalists.

After just a few weeks, Pistorius was even voted "Germany's most popular politician" – which doesn't speak well for the voters!

 

 

*A Bavarian politician,

Painfully lengthening his legs by 12 centimeters—to increase his chances of being elected. Physical size rather than intellectual size.

 

* Annalena Baerbock,

She repeatedly abandoned her studies or skipped alternatives in the US and England. Formerly a German foreign minister, she jetted around without any plan, and then, because of her love affair with US Secretary of State Blinken, was even nominated as a candidate for President of the UN General Assembly starting in March 2025. It couldn't be any more rude.

 

*Christian Lindner,

Former politician, "pretty boy," lawyer, "political charlatan," had already ruined a two-man company and shortly thereafter played the role of "German Finance Minister."

 

*Roderich Kiesewetter,

Major, completely uneducated and naive, firing against the nuclear power Russia.

 

*Anton Hofreiter,

only chemists, just as foolish in the question of how to deal with the nuclear power Russia.

 

*Agnes Strack-Zimmermann,

Book seller, politically completely uneducated, clumsily taking action against nuclear-armed Russia.

 

*Angela Merkel,

A prime example of "political ignorance and political failure" with devastating consequences, even for all of Western Europe. Merkel, a mere physicist, has, through her naive refugee policy, torn the most resilient families in poor countries away from their parents and siblings, created the housing shortage and poverty in Germany, and then triggered Britain's exit from the EU, triggering radicalization within the EU.

Merkel should have left the very complex task of "banning refugee activities" to the international community and not acted like an imposter.

To clarify: the refugee flows are due to the impoverishment of developing countries.

In 2012, J. Herman and NATO expert J.B. Koeppl warned Angela Merkel, four German federal ministers, and three state premiers about their political inexperience on "German Unity Day." The one who sensibly discussed this was Hans-Jochen Vogel, former German chancellor candidate, in the presence of a German admiral who, like H.J. Vogel, understood that even democracies must be steered like "survivable ships." Details in: FILMS, YOUTUBE

 

 

 

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